On Hold FUN, Creative, Impressions

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Description

A on hold message that is created to entertain the person waiting for their customer service representative, much better received than just music.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I don't know what you want. I don't know who you are. Your Comcast. I was in too much of a hurry to make any formal introductions. I can tell you, just as I have a particular set of skills, Comcast hasn't almost unlimited set of channels with bundles that include high speed Internet and phone options. So if you and your Comcast representative can come to terms, that will be the end of it. If not, I will look for you. I will find you can. I will. Let's just see this has taken 123 times longer than it should have Xfinity on beyond. I just love saying that Wow, you'll wrap should be back at any moment. Oh, yes, Look, I see him now. Wow, he's coming back and he's got some pep in his step. He's showing a lot of desires. He's also got more cow bell. I just passed your Comcast rip running down the hallway and he wanted to remind you that he'll be back in a moment. If you're Morgan Freeman fan, you're gonna love what Xfinity has to offer. Yes, sir. Movies like seven driving Miss Daisy Invictus. Lucy the Dark Knight $1,000,000 Baby. The Dark Knight Rises Bucket list. I don't want to take up any more your time. I know what it's like to be put on hold its Unforgiven like the way I just slipped that little plug in for the movie. Now here's something to think about why you're on hold. Why not combine your phone, cable channels and high speed Internet together? I believe that's called a bundle, a bundle of joy. So instead of screaming, you could be streaming original programming from providers like Netflix, which means you could binge to your little hearts desire at all. Four seasons of House of cards. I know it's a shameless plug for that. I'm very sorry, sort of. What about my wants? What about my needs? Sometimes I think no one cares about Jack. Then I remember the conversation I had with my Comcast rep. You know what I mean? The dark clouds in the skies parted and the heavens opened up and there was my bundles. Oh, my high speed Internet, hundreds of cable channels and my phone. Maybe, just maybe this is as good as it gets